#ABSOLUTELY NORMAL

[1spooky2me]

I wrote a thing based on the scrunchie comic, I typed this up on my phone I hope it fits in an ask omg:

“I need him…”

“…?” Bill turned slowly, and Ford realized with horror the words had slipped from his mind out of his mouth.

“Who said that,” the men chorus in unison. Ford blinks, fire and sweat on his face, as Bill sports a shit eating grin.

“Oh, well *hello,* Sixer,” the once(?) demon drawls, and Ford quickly tears his gaze from Bill’s neck. “You *like* this?” Raising a greyish hand to the nape of his own neck, Bill’s grin increases appraisingly as Ford flushed further, blush darkening his ears. Cute!

“I-“

“-Don’t bother lying, you’re terrible at it.” Cutting off Ford’s defiant tone, Bill slinks closer to the slightly slumping man, who stiffens at his approach.

Now in the same small block of space, Bill stares unafraid up into Ford’s narrowed eyes. They shine like constellations, teeming with mysteries Bill wished he still had the power to pluck from his mind. …However, knew he had a power over the man, yet. Time for testing; reaching for one of those large six fingered hands, Bill grasps and pulls it, allowing Ford access to the bared back of his neck. Much to Bill’s delight, Ford’s breath hitches.

“…Really?” Ford won’t meet Bill’s eyes at the question, but he’s not moving his hand away, either. “Sixer~ look at me.” This has the opposite to desired effect, as Ford’s gaze stays stubbornly fixed on the wall. “Ford.” Finally, the man’s surprised eyes widen and he leans down just close enough-

-For Bill to grab his face and kiss him. Ford freezes for but a moment before -yes!- kissing Bill back. Kissing as a human was *different,* and Ford was a better kisser than he knew. Not that Bill would tell him. He’d just enjoy their little secret, as alway- Bill’s blurring thoughts are interrupted by a quiet gasp. He opens his eye to see a blur of Mabel- as Ford breaks their kiss, grabs Bill by the collar, and yanks him into the next room, slamming the door.

“…Oops?” Bill offers, wincing at the pressure of his shirt near his Adam’s apple -human bodies were inconvenient, after all - and Ford drops him, expression pained.

“You can’t- don’t kiss me in front of- *other people,* he whisper-screeches, face red as his sweater, and Bill’s smile drops entirely.

“Right.”

“…Bill?”

It makes sense. It makes Ford would be ashamed of him- of them. Bill isn’t expecting the hand on his shoulder, turning him briskly back around as he tries to walk away. He wasn’t expecting the look on Sixer’s face. He wasn’t expecting another quick, but passionate, kiss.

“It’s not that,” Ford sighs, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand as Bill’s shoulder’s tense.

“*You* didn’t gain mind reading powers, did you?!” The shrill question is met with a low chuckle.

“Of course not. You’re more expressive, now.” Bill vehemently utters a word that would not have gone past Disney’s sensors, and Ford’s lips tilt up at the corners, before he frowns seriously.

“Bill…it hasn’t been shame. Not for…awhile, now.” Bill’s eye widens comically, and Ford smiles, running his fingers over the exposed nape of Bill’s neck, enjoying the shorter man’s shiver. Then he sighs. “Just…don’t kiss me in front of Mabel. Or Dipper.” Bill’s smile returns, as he extends a hand.

“…It’s a deal.”

GIGGLING, TWIRLING MY HAIR, KICKING MY FEET. AHHHHHHHH💖💖💖

[slayedpoet]

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[tetheredbysin]

"there's some divas around in formula 1 and I don't think I'm one of them...too much at least"

you don't understand the absolute need I have to sit down with kev and ask him his opinion on who the divas are. this is a man observes, he has hella tea

(the question was "what makes someone a good team member?")

[fleetsparrow]

Fellas, is it gay to adopt a child when you're missing your ex?

OK, wait, hear me out. If it is gay, then is it a problem?

What if you dress that child in your ex's clothes? What about calling that child by your ex's nickname?

What if you finally admit what you've done to your ex and then kick your ex out after the confession because you can't stand vulnerability?

What if you accuse your ex of actually being jealous of the new child?

Will that fix it? Will that bring him back?

[blood-red-ocean]

Currently going feral over a headcanon of Alcina falling in love with a Maiden who also happens to be a vampire and Alcina lets her drink from her as the ultimate form of love and trust and I am trembling over this holy wow

[mehh141]

BARRY WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME

[rjavenuru]

person: so you like this musician a lot? me: I would say a normal amount. my phone gallery: *AHEM!*

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

The lowest calorie meal at McDo is the nugget Happy Meal, so that's what I usually get when we're on the road and get hungry. (Bonus: aunt points for saving up the toys for the niblings.)

I just wish people wouldn't stare whenever I eat fries.

[insomaniacat]

i like lee hakhyun and kim dokja a very normal amount.

[elialys]

I have been studying quite seriously for my "entry interview" in 10 days, which will determine if I get into that school. My family thinks I'm overdoing it, yet they're not remotely surprised by my intense hyperfocus.

[thursfys]

Urghhh,

Them mm mmmm,,

I love them so much, they run my brain I,,,

I had to draw some of my own, designs tm, for them,,,

[captainpissofff]

Leon Slut Kennedy.

[nyasmodei]

new blog pfp, header and colour theme to match 2 of my favourite redheads. ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Cabernet mama, and Machina X Flayon Grateful☆Dead☆March [Diabolik Lovers More;Blood Character Song Vol. 2 Kanato Sakamaki] cover art by crown, I love you two so much :") you two have DEFINITELY NOT caused irreparable damage to my psyche! :D

[m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s]

I'm being perfectly fucking normal about the confirmation of Good Omens season 3 thank you very much.

[obsessedwithao3]

Things I'm absolutely totally normal about:

Desert duo

Scott giving a popy to Jimmy in secret life

Joel and Etho being totally not obsessed with eachother

Eret

The head cannons with tanooki Joel and kitsunei Etho

The concept of Speakers

Ren's and Lizzy's last life dynamic

Scar winning secret life

Jimmy NOT dying first in a life game